kat-rampant
spastasmagoria:

assortedstufffuckyeah:

boxlunches:

madelezabeth:

baklavagina:

fuqdapoleez:

cornerdefangirl:

rachelraaaaage:

lokisflyting:

velociraider:

thedrunkenorseman:

inebriatedpony:

nezesariakatarsis:

Little fact: he sings opera too.
Chuck Norris has been avoiding this gentleman all his life.

Also this guy hunted Nazis during WW2.

Legend

Also has a symphonic metal album.

Summersisle alone makes him better than Jesus.
…I mean, he SAYS THAT IN THE MOVIE.

He was part of a secret agent unit called The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. When told by Peter Jackson to imagine how a man being stabbed in the back sounds like, he told him he didn’t have to imagine it. He was knighted on October 31, 2009 (that’s right, HALLOWEEN.) and has the same birthday as Vincent Price. He’s fluent in English, Italian, French, German, and Spanish; “moderately proficient” in Swedish, Russian, and Greek, and “conversational” in Madarin Chinese. He’s a direct descendant of Charlemagne. 
Ladies and gentlemen, BOW DOWN TO SIR. CHRISTOPHER. LEE. 

ALL HAIL THE LEE.

i love him so much

God< Lee

He was also DiZ in Kingdom Hearts 2 :U Just sayin’~

IN THE PLACE OF CHUCK NORRIS YOU WILL HAVE CHRISTOPHER LEE
NOT RIPPED BUT BADASS AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN
TREACHEROUS AS THE SEAS
STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH
ALL SHALL LOVE HIM AND DESPAIR

Perfection

He WILL sort Chuck Norris’s shit. Yes. This. 

spastasmagoria:

assortedstufffuckyeah:

boxlunches:

madelezabeth:

baklavagina:

fuqdapoleez:

cornerdefangirl:

rachelraaaaage:

lokisflyting:

velociraider:

thedrunkenorseman:

inebriatedpony:

nezesariakatarsis:

Little fact: he sings opera too.

Chuck Norris has been avoiding this gentleman all his life.

Also this guy hunted Nazis during WW2.

Legend

Also has a symphonic metal album.

Summersisle alone makes him better than Jesus.

…I mean, he SAYS THAT IN THE MOVIE.

He was part of a secret agent unit called The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. When told by Peter Jackson to imagine how a man being stabbed in the back sounds like, he told him he didn’t have to imagine it. He was knighted on October 31, 2009 (that’s right, HALLOWEEN.) and has the same birthday as Vincent Price. He’s fluent in English, Italian, French, German, and Spanish; “moderately proficient” in Swedish, Russian, and Greek, and “conversational” in Madarin Chinese. He’s a direct descendant of Charlemagne. 

Ladies and gentlemen, BOW DOWN TO SIR. CHRISTOPHER. LEE. 

ALL HAIL THE LEE.

i love him so much

God< Lee

He was also DiZ in Kingdom Hearts 2 :U Just sayin’~

IN THE PLACE OF CHUCK NORRIS YOU WILL HAVE CHRISTOPHER LEE

NOT RIPPED BUT BADASS AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN

TREACHEROUS AS THE SEAS

STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH

ALL SHALL LOVE HIM AND DESPAIR

Perfection

He WILL sort Chuck Norris’s shit. Yes. This. 

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    as sad asiam to say it i belive we have found someone better than morgan freeman
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    He was hired for LOTR because of his extensive knowledge of the booksAND AND HES MET JRR TOLKEIN HIMSELF
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    Guys… I think I’m related to this guy. For I too am a defendant of Charlemagne. (Well, his brother, but close enough)
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    Mostly it was the slew of action roles that made him the first memetic badass. He is, though, a black belt of very high...
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    Is Chuck Norris even factually a badass? Or did he just play a bunch of action roles?
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