Little fact: he sings opera too.
Chuck Norris has been avoiding this gentleman all his life.
Also this guy hunted Nazis during WW2.
Summersisle alone makes him better than Jesus.
…I mean, he SAYS THAT IN THE MOVIE.
He was part of a secret agent unit called The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. When told by Peter Jackson to imagine how a man being stabbed in the back sounds like, he told him he didn’t have to imagine it. He was knighted on October 31, 2009 (that’s right, HALLOWEEN.) and has the same birthday as Vincent Price. He’s fluent in English, Italian, French, German, and Spanish; “moderately proficient” in Swedish, Russian, and Greek, and “conversational” in Madarin Chinese. He’s a direct descendant of Charlemagne.
Ladies and gentlemen, BOW DOWN TO SIR. CHRISTOPHER. LEE.
ALL HAIL THE LEE.
i love him so much
He was also DiZ in Kingdom Hearts 2 :U Just sayin’~
IN THE PLACE OF CHUCK NORRIS YOU WILL HAVE CHRISTOPHER LEE
NOT RIPPED BUT BADASS AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN
TREACHEROUS AS THE SEAS
STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH
ALL SHALL LOVE HIM AND DESPAIR
He WILL sort Chuck Norris’s shit. Yes. This.
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